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Everybody loves a good zombie survival hero. Ever wondered which one you’d turn out to be? Wonder no more – our Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You personality test should set you straight.

You're standing in front of an array of weapons and tools, and beyond that, a veritable ocean of zombies. You reach for...

a cricket bat.

a human shield.

the sky, as you pee your pants.

nothing. You've got psychic super-powers and, therefore, need no weapons.

absolutely anything. Doesn't matter, as long as you get to kill some zombies with it.

a Winchester rifle.

a hammer and nails, so you can start boarding up windows.

your stash. If zombies are coming, you're not going to be sober when they arrive.

your boomstick.

a machine gun. Leg.

What's your preferred zombie survival strategy?

Stay in one place, board up the doors and windows, and and prepare to defend yourself.

Round up your friends and family and head for the pub.

Chop, smash and beat your way through them.

Shoot to kill. Or use psychic powers, if you've got 'em.

Just make sure there's someone weaker and slower in between you and the zombies.

Latch on to someone stronger and smarter than you and hope you don't get killed.

Use your weaknesses to your advantage.

Use a combination of alchemy, brute force and good looks to stop those zombies dead. Er, undead.

Get yourself a fast car and run it over as many zombies as you can.

Dip into your stash and hang on for the ride.

Right before the zombies attacked, you were...

working for the military.

trying to sling a little weed.

no idea. I just woke up and the zombies were already here.

driving in my pickup truck.

enjoying being rich.

trying to make my living as a freelance photographer.

working as a go-go dancer.

drinking your troubles away.

being a total douchebag, as usual.

in a cabin in the woods having a romantic getaway.

Just where do you think those blasted zombies came from, anyway?

Irradiated corpses.

An experimental biological weapon.

Doesn't much matter as long as I've got my drugs!

Secret government labs run by evil super-computers.

"Zombies?" Please. We don't use the Z-word. It's ridiculous.

A failed government attempt to clone beef for hungry Americans.

Don't care. What's the difference anyway? Probably the same place homeless people come from.

A misreading of sacred necronomical texts.

Outside your house, in the garden.

Well, I certainly wasn't responsible, I can tell you that much.

What's the best place to hold out against zombies?

Mexico.

My girlfriend's hotter friend's place.

The pub. At least I can smoke there.

Anyplace I can get at my stash.

A farmhouse with all the windows boarded up.

My ex-girlfriend's place.

The shopping mall.

A well-defended castle.

Anyplace is good, as long as there's something around to whack zombies about the head with.

Anywhere but Raccoon City.

How do you feel about military assistance against the zombies?

They come in handy when you've got nobody else to help you.

Hate 'em worse than the zombies.

They're worse than useless - they shoot first and ask questions later.

They're only useful for their weapons.

Don't mind 'em - they'll keep the zombies busy while I make my great escape.

Don't trust them - then again, I don't trust anyone.

Don't need them - I'm a one-man army.

What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

The military is our friend.

They're scary.

When it comes to zombies, the best defense is...

someone else doing the defending for you.

a big bag of illegal substances and a whole lot of weapons.

a good house, boarded up like a fortress.

whacking 'em about the head with a bit of woood.

psychic powers all the way, baby.

serious firepower.

to let someone else figure things out.

a good offense. Or a chainsaw arm. Or both.

a big puff on a big fat spliff ought to do the trick.

a good offense.

Zombies are about to nom on your buddy's brains. What do you do?

Try to save 'em - but if I can't, take care of myself.

Blow those zombies away.

Sacrifice myself to save my friend.

Shoot the zombies in question.

Dip into my stash before you do anything. First things first.

Save them - if I have the time, that is.

Let them eat him - just gives me more time to save myself.

Save him with grace and aplomb. And a shotgun.

Use my psychic powers! Silly.

I have friends? When did that happen?

Moans.

Zombitestid

November 1st, 2009 at 11:18 PM

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kain777381

November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 AM

hell yeah give me some sugar baby, ash all the way!!! Good, Bad, im the guy with the gun!
Tom of the Dead

January 5th, 2010 at 1:28 PM

This……Is My BOOM-STICK!!!!!!!
Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.
naughtymoose | Which survival hero am I?

June 28th, 2010 at 6:32 AM

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NinjaZombieHunter

August 5th, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Most of the way I would Survival is not even on the list so fu*k this.

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