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Everybody loves a good zombie survival hero. Ever wondered which one you’d turn out to be? Wonder no more – our Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You personality test should set you straight.

You're standing in front of an array of weapons and tools, and beyond that, a veritable ocean of zombies. You reach for...

nothing. You've got psychic super-powers and, therefore, need no weapons.

a human shield.

your boomstick.

a cricket bat.

absolutely anything. Doesn't matter, as long as you get to kill some zombies with it.

your stash. If zombies are coming, you're not going to be sober when they arrive.

a machine gun. Leg.

a Winchester rifle.

a hammer and nails, so you can start boarding up windows.

the sky, as you pee your pants.

What's your preferred zombie survival strategy?

Dip into your stash and hang on for the ride.

Latch on to someone stronger and smarter than you and hope you don't get killed.

Stay in one place, board up the doors and windows, and and prepare to defend yourself.

Chop, smash and beat your way through them.

Shoot to kill. Or use psychic powers, if you've got 'em.

Just make sure there's someone weaker and slower in between you and the zombies.

Use your weaknesses to your advantage.

Get yourself a fast car and run it over as many zombies as you can.

Use a combination of alchemy, brute force and good looks to stop those zombies dead. Er, undead.

Round up your friends and family and head for the pub.

Right before the zombies attacked, you were...

being a total douchebag, as usual.

no idea. I just woke up and the zombies were already here.

enjoying being rich.

in a cabin in the woods having a romantic getaway.

driving in my pickup truck.

working as a go-go dancer.

trying to make my living as a freelance photographer.

trying to sling a little weed.

drinking your troubles away.

working for the military.

Just where do you think those blasted zombies came from, anyway?

A misreading of sacred necronomical texts.

"Zombies?" Please. We don't use the Z-word. It's ridiculous.

Outside your house, in the garden.

An experimental biological weapon.

Doesn't much matter as long as I've got my drugs!

Well, I certainly wasn't responsible, I can tell you that much.

A failed government attempt to clone beef for hungry Americans.

Don't care. What's the difference anyway? Probably the same place homeless people come from.

Irradiated corpses.

Secret government labs run by evil super-computers.

What's the best place to hold out against zombies?

Mexico.

My girlfriend's hotter friend's place.

A well-defended castle.

Anyplace is good, as long as there's something around to whack zombies about the head with.

Anyplace I can get at my stash.

My ex-girlfriend's place.

The shopping mall.

A farmhouse with all the windows boarded up.

The pub. At least I can smoke there.

Anywhere but Raccoon City.

How do you feel about military assistance against the zombies?

Hate 'em worse than the zombies.

They're worse than useless - they shoot first and ask questions later.

They're scary.

They're only useful for their weapons.

The military is our friend.

Don't need them - I'm a one-man army.

Don't mind 'em - they'll keep the zombies busy while I make my great escape.

They come in handy when you've got nobody else to help you.

What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

Don't trust them - then again, I don't trust anyone.

When it comes to zombies, the best defense is...

a good offense. Or a chainsaw arm. Or both.

a good offense.

serious firepower.

someone else doing the defending for you.

to let someone else figure things out.

whacking 'em about the head with a bit of woood.

psychic powers all the way, baby.

a good house, boarded up like a fortress.

a big puff on a big fat spliff ought to do the trick.

a big bag of illegal substances and a whole lot of weapons.

Zombies are about to nom on your buddy's brains. What do you do?

Use my psychic powers! Silly.

Blow those zombies away.

Save them - if I have the time, that is.

Save him with grace and aplomb. And a shotgun.

Dip into my stash before you do anything. First things first.

Try to save 'em - but if I can't, take care of myself.

I have friends? When did that happen?

Shoot the zombies in question.

Sacrifice myself to save my friend.

Let them eat him - just gives me more time to save myself.

Zombitestid

November 1st, 2009 at 11:18 PM

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kain777381

November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 AM

hell yeah give me some sugar baby, ash all the way!!! Good, Bad, im the guy with the gun!
Tom of the Dead

January 5th, 2010 at 1:28 PM

This……Is My BOOM-STICK!!!!!!!
Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.
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June 28th, 2010 at 6:32 AM

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NinjaZombieHunter

August 5th, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Most of the way I would Survival is not even on the list so fu*k this.

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