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Everybody loves a good zombie survival hero. Ever wondered which one you’d turn out to be? Wonder no more – our Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You personality test should set you straight.

You're standing in front of an array of weapons and tools, and beyond that, a veritable ocean of zombies. You reach for...

absolutely anything. Doesn't matter, as long as you get to kill some zombies with it.

a machine gun. Leg.

a hammer and nails, so you can start boarding up windows.

the sky, as you pee your pants.

a Winchester rifle.

your stash. If zombies are coming, you're not going to be sober when they arrive.

your boomstick.

a human shield.

a cricket bat.

nothing. You've got psychic super-powers and, therefore, need no weapons.

What's your preferred zombie survival strategy?

Just make sure there's someone weaker and slower in between you and the zombies.

Chop, smash and beat your way through them.

Dip into your stash and hang on for the ride.

Use a combination of alchemy, brute force and good looks to stop those zombies dead. Er, undead.

Shoot to kill. Or use psychic powers, if you've got 'em.

Round up your friends and family and head for the pub.

Stay in one place, board up the doors and windows, and and prepare to defend yourself.

Use your weaknesses to your advantage.

Get yourself a fast car and run it over as many zombies as you can.

Latch on to someone stronger and smarter than you and hope you don't get killed.

Right before the zombies attacked, you were...

in a cabin in the woods having a romantic getaway.

trying to sling a little weed.

enjoying being rich.

being a total douchebag, as usual.

no idea. I just woke up and the zombies were already here.

working for the military.

working as a go-go dancer.

driving in my pickup truck.

trying to make my living as a freelance photographer.

drinking your troubles away.

Just where do you think those blasted zombies came from, anyway?

A misreading of sacred necronomical texts.

Don't care. What's the difference anyway? Probably the same place homeless people come from.

An experimental biological weapon.

Doesn't much matter as long as I've got my drugs!

Irradiated corpses.

Well, I certainly wasn't responsible, I can tell you that much.

A failed government attempt to clone beef for hungry Americans.

Secret government labs run by evil super-computers.

Outside your house, in the garden.

"Zombies?" Please. We don't use the Z-word. It's ridiculous.

What's the best place to hold out against zombies?

A well-defended castle.

My girlfriend's hotter friend's place.

Mexico.

Anyplace I can get at my stash.

The shopping mall.

A farmhouse with all the windows boarded up.

The pub. At least I can smoke there.

Anyplace is good, as long as there's something around to whack zombies about the head with.

Anywhere but Raccoon City.

My ex-girlfriend's place.

How do you feel about military assistance against the zombies?

Hate 'em worse than the zombies.

They come in handy when you've got nobody else to help you.

Don't need them - I'm a one-man army.

The military is our friend.

They're scary.

Don't mind 'em - they'll keep the zombies busy while I make my great escape.

They're worse than useless - they shoot first and ask questions later.

Don't trust them - then again, I don't trust anyone.

They're only useful for their weapons.

What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

When it comes to zombies, the best defense is...

a big bag of illegal substances and a whole lot of weapons.

whacking 'em about the head with a bit of woood.

to let someone else figure things out.

serious firepower.

a big puff on a big fat spliff ought to do the trick.

someone else doing the defending for you.

psychic powers all the way, baby.

a good house, boarded up like a fortress.

a good offense. Or a chainsaw arm. Or both.

a good offense.

Zombies are about to nom on your buddy's brains. What do you do?

Blow those zombies away.

Let them eat him - just gives me more time to save myself.

Save him with grace and aplomb. And a shotgun.

Dip into my stash before you do anything. First things first.

Try to save 'em - but if I can't, take care of myself.

Use my psychic powers! Silly.

Shoot the zombies in question.

Sacrifice myself to save my friend.

I have friends? When did that happen?

Save them - if I have the time, that is.

Moans.

Zombitestid

November 1st, 2009 at 11:18 PM

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kain777381

November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 AM

hell yeah give me some sugar baby, ash all the way!!! Good, Bad, im the guy with the gun!
Tom of the Dead

January 5th, 2010 at 1:28 PM

This……Is My BOOM-STICK!!!!!!!
Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.
naughtymoose | Which survival hero am I?

June 28th, 2010 at 6:32 AM

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NinjaZombieHunter

August 5th, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Most of the way I would Survival is not even on the list so fu*k this.

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