Posts tagged chester macarthur
Enter the Zombiephile-ette
Well, people, it’s official: yer old pal Chester is no longer Idaho’s most eligible zombie survivalist. That’s right, those lonely nights spent sharpening shovels are over! From now on my nights are gonna be spent sharpening shovels in the company of my luscious new girlfriend, Josella Chysalids-Harris. She’s saucy, sexy, and she loves zombies – perfect for me! Now, you […]