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Dawn of the Ted – Zombie Teddy Bears Have Arrived

If you’ve ever worried about the lack of zombie teddy bears in the world, you can worry no longer. BadTasteBears, your source for alternative collectibles, has launched their “Dawn of the Ted” zombie teddy bear series, and they’re, well, a-gore-able. Choose from a handful of high-quality, zombified bears, each with their own distinctive zombiefied personality. Check out some of the […]

Zombie Easter Cards!

Think that zombies don’t love Easter? You’re wrong. Un-dead wrong. Check out these wicked cool Zombie Easter cards, available on! Remember, Easter’s right around the corner, so order them fast!

Awesome Zombie Apocalypse T-Shirt – Just $8!!

This zombiephile was stumbling around the web looking at funny and generally awesome T-shirts when he spotted this incredibly cool, and incredibly cheap zombie apocalypse T-shirt for sale on – for the incredibly low price of $8 (plus $1.99 shipping and handling). I’ve already ordered one for myself – this zombie t-shirt is just too awesome to pass up. […]

Zombie Minimates Decals Now Available

This just in from Luke’s Toy Store: The Zombie Minimates Decal Kit has staggered into Luke’s Toy Store! Luke’s latest decal kit is all about the undead! The Zombie Minimates Decal Kit will allow you to create 6 unique brain-hungry zombies to add to your Minimate block figure collection. You won’t have to worry about hunting for parts, as these […]

Nine Great Zombie Christmas Gift Ideas

Christmas is just around the corner, Zombiephiles – but that doesn’t mean that it’s too late for you to get that perfect zombie Christmas gift for the special zombiephile in your life. Luckily for you our yule-crazed Zombiephile has created a massive list of zombie Christmas gift items that are all the rage this holiday season. Order now and you might actually have a chance of seeing them by Christmas!

A Zombie Choose Your Own Adventure Book! “Zombocalypse Now” Review

f you’re my age, you often sit around fondly remembering the “Choose Your Own Adventure” book series that entertained us so much when we were young. And if you love zombies as much as I do, you’ve probably asked yourself, “Why weren’t there any zombie ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ books?” Well, ask yourself no longer, because Chooseomatic books has brought us “Zombocalypse Now,” a totally sweet and surprisingly thick book written in the “Choose Your Own Adventure” style that is, quite simply, a fantastic zombie book.

Each page of “Zombocalypse Now” offers you the results of your previous decisions, and (hopefully) gives you a set of actions for you to choose from – creating a large and complex web of storylines that navigate their way through the book. At almost 300 pages, “Zombocalypse Now” puts you in the role of the protagonist, a stuffed bunny who quickly discovers that his internet date isn’t going as well as he hoped it would when his date begins to crave brains. From those beginnings, you navigate your way through a slew of close calls, hard decisions and surprise plot twists in your quest to find an ending that doesn’t actually result in you dying. (The book advertises that out of 112 possible endings, there are at least seven in which you don’t die.)

Zombies Overrun Christmas with “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies”

f there’s one problem with Christmas, is that same problem which plagues nearly every holiday – a sad and somewhat suspicious lack of zombies. Long relegated to Halloween (a silly holiday really), zombies are forced to share their holiday with pirates, ninjas, and worst of all, mimes. Thankfully, author Michael Spradlin is dragging zombies, kicking and moaning, from Halloween to Christmas with his jolly book of zombie Christmas carols, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies!”

My Favorite (and only) Zombie T Shirt

Zombie T-shirts are in right now, as the craze with zombies grows to unprecedented proportions. This T shirt is probably my favorite (and currently, only) zombie T-shirt – but I couldn’t recommend it more, as zombie T-shirts go.

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