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Poll: Zombies VS Werewolves

Well, zombiephiles, it’s that time again – that time when you sit down and have yourself a long, hard think about which side would prevail in a zombie showdown. This time we’re selling out to the teenage Twilight crowd and asking: who would win – Zombies or Werewolves? Before you rush to join team zombie, don’t forget that Werewolves are […]

Poll: Zombies VS The Ghostbusters

Twenty-seven years ago, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson showed the world that the Ghostbusters weren’t afraid of no ghosts. That’s all very well and good, but in this day and age, ghosts are the least of our problems. How would the Ghostbusters fare against today’s most controversial baddies – zombies? Would they be able to adapt […]

Poll: Zombies VS Voodoo

Good Morrow and joyous tidings fellow Zombiephiles. Josella Chrysalids-Harris-MacArthur hosting. Indeed! The very same author of ‘Zombies v Triffids’ the eleventh most voted-on Zombie Showdown. So who better than my humble self to make public the fourteenth poll in the series? For verily, this profound question has wracked my waking ruminations since I partook in a recent honeymoon to Haiti. […]

Poll: Zombies VS The CDC

The internet is all abuzz this month about the publication by the CDC (Center for Disease Control) this month of a “Zombie Preparedness 101” blog post which purports to educate the unwashed masses about how best to prepare themselves for the inevitable zombie outbreak. We’ve discussed that blog post, and it’s obvious fallacies, elsewhere, but we thought it would only […]

Poll: Zombies VS The A-Team

Following last month’s almost-too-close-to-call “Zombies VS Stormtroopers” poll, which saw zombies losing out to the armored shock troops of the Galactic Empire by a narrow 2% margin, we here at decided it was time to turn our attention toward more earthly pursuits. The burning question on everyone’s mind this week? Zombies VS The A-Team. That’s right. Four Vietnam vets, […]

Poll: Zombies VS Stormtroopers

Here at, we love asking ourselves ridiculously improbable questions, like “Do zombies poop?” and “What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie who’d been bitten by a werewolf?” and other burning questions along those lines. This month we’re tackling one of those questions that stays with you for days after you first hear it, one of those questions […]

Poll: Zombies VS Shaolin Monks

When it comes to badassery, there’s almost nobody out there who’s got more of it than the Shaolin Monks. Popularized by movies like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the Shaolin buddhists perfected mystical kung fu fighting styles over thousands of years of practice. So how would the mystical Crane style stand up to a swarm of hungry dead? How many orange-clad […]

Poll: The Walking Dead Premiere

Well, zombiephiles, the day we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived – the hour-and-a-half premiere of The Walking Dead on AMC. Now that you’ve had a chance to gorge yourself on Halloween candy, sit back in your slutty pumpkin outfit and enjoy the first episode of the most large-scale zombie TV show ever created, what do you think?

Poll: Zombies VS. Pirates

When it comes to showdowns, nothing is more classic than the original Ninjas VS. Pirates. We’ve discussed ninjas and zombies in the past here on the zombiephiles, but until now, we hadn’t touched on the topic of pirates. But all of that is about to change. Just who would win in an epic battle between zombies and pirates? Pirates are […]

Poll: Zombies VS Ewoks

Ewoks, scourge of the Galactic Empire — able to thwart the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known with nothing more than sharpened sticks, rope, logs and a few heavy rocks. How would this formidable band of furry assassins fair against wave upon wave of the undead? Would their spears, cunning and natural camouflage  be enough to protect their delicious, […]

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Poll: Zombies VS Werewolves

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