Yes… one day when the time comes we will be involved in zombie sex one way or another. Below are two hypothetical ways we may wind up involved in zombie sex:
You are a zombie and you want to make sweet passionate love to another zombie, or maybe even an uninfected person.
One problem with this obviously would be the mechanics. What do you do to keep yourself from falling apart? Guys need to worry about their equipment not working. Women need to worry about legs or head falling off (depending on what they’re doing). The benefit…is getting to have sex as a zombie, obviously. And if you can get an uninfected to have sex with you….you must be really hot.
Like, Melinda Clarke in Return of the Living Dead 3 hot.
You’re an uninfected person and you want to have sex with a zombie.
Now I know nobody really wants to have sex with a zombie (editor’s note: speak for yourself!), but there will come a time when you become so desperate you will go after a zombie, or you will be pursued by a hot zombie. The one thing you need to remember when doing this is to restrain the zombie. You don’t want to be at risk when having fun with zombie. I suggest you use one of those tables that they do lethal injections on. Keep the limbs and head strapped in and enjoy. Of course, you’re going to need protection… Trojans and a 12 gauge shotgun. Women… You’re probably going to have to work extra hard to get the zombie-stud aroused, although perhaps not – maybe they’re already a stiff (LOL).
Anyhow… that was my quick intro to zombie sex. My question to you is, would you do a zombie? Even if he or she was really hot? 
I was reading this post and got hard, if it was a large outbreak, with no women around or all the ones around are probably not very hot… No offense.. So if a hot fairly new zombie who got bit or something I would strap her down gag her mouth and pull out the lube and condoms.
Just don’t think your gonna get a blow job, I mean if you want go ahead but you may end up regretting it if you didn’t get her in the mood.. Or you could pull out all her teeth and put some kind of a Jaw lock so it cant bite down all the way.. :P
Um so Yeah if times were desperate I may be for fucking satins little minions
If your lucky you may not have to do very much work while she is waling around trying to bite you, so maybe from behind may be the best..
Girls Good Luck at least you have dildos, or will be lucky enough to be lesbian.
All I have to say is at the end of the world if I hook up with a girl or a couple and they are gay they better be willing to change theer thoughts because we have to repopulate the world somewhere and sometime.
Large ship/Boat here I come parked in the of sure of a small city to re-stock and get off the boat. Or going from one ship to the next.
Maybe I couldn’t, I would probably be to scared to go near them…
That’s…really hot.
Honestly, I’d love to find a site with zombie fetish stuff, but I never can!
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I’m really glad that this site exists, because I was starting to wonder if something was wrong with me, but clearly reading your guys’ issues im totally normal! Soo does anyone know what does zombie cum looks like? Will I get infected if I swallow it? Also im bisexual, are there gay zombies out there? I really want to know this type of thing I fantasize alot about this!
I would definitely have sex with a female zombie.
Of course you would have to tie her down and use a condom.
Ladies, I think you are out of luck. You will have to use
dildos.