Yes… one day when the time comes we will be involved in zombie sex one way or another. Below are two hypothetical ways we may wind up involved in zombie sex:
You are a zombie and you want to make sweet passionate love to another zombie, or maybe even an uninfected person.
One problem with this obviously would be the mechanics. What do you do to keep yourself from falling apart? Guys need to worry about their equipment not working. Women need to worry about legs or head falling off (depending on what they’re doing). The benefit…is getting to have sex as a zombie, obviously. And if you can get an uninfected to have sex with you….you must be really hot.
You’re an uninfected person and you want to have sex with a zombie.
Now I know nobody really wants to have sex with a zombie (editor’s note: speak for yourself!), but there will come a time when you become so desperate you will go after a zombie, or you will be pursued by a hot zombie. The one thing you need to remember when doing this is to restrain the zombie. You don’t want to be at risk when having fun with zombie. I suggest you use one of those tables that they do lethal injections on. Keep the limbs and head strapped in and enjoy. Of course, you’re going to need protection… Trojans and a 12 gauge shotgun. Women… You’re probably going to have to work extra hard to get the zombie-stud aroused, although perhaps not – maybe they’re already a stiff (LOL).
Anyhow… that was my quick intro to zombie sex. My question to you is, would you do a zombie? Even if he or she was really hot?