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MY TWO MOANS: UMBRELLA CORPORATION

Let me tell you something…. Umbrella Corporation is run by a bunch of douche bags.  They’re supposed to be a producing pharmaceuticals, medical hardware, cosmetic supplies, defense supplies and computers. But don’t let them fool you… what they are really up to is bio-engineering.

Umbrella Corporation tests on animals, such as dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers… heck, even monkeys. If we don’t stick up for them, who will? I even heard they’re testing on humans, trying to make some sort of super soldier. Like Captain America, only uglier and probably not so anti-nazi. These mother lovers need to go down. I live near one of their main facilities in Raccoon City. I think I’m gonna make a visit there and send them a message, maybe sabotage one of their labs or something. Hellz to the yeah. If any one who lives near me wants in on the action meet me in Kendo Gun Shop on Flower Street tonight at 10:00 p.m. I’ll be there stocking up on ammo just in case things get hairy. I’ll have on a black shirt w/ blue jeans and I’m going to bring 3 of my friends who said they’ll all be wearing their work uniforms (white shirts and green pants).

Moans.

  1. I heard that lab is just a decoy for the real important one.

  2. cadkls

    Cool, bio engineering im in! sadly i probably dont live anywhere near a lab or gun shop since i live in Britain :D

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