Listen up – zombies aren’t all stinky, ugly, and brain-craving. In reality, it’s a little known fact that zombie chicks are totally easy, and recent zombie movies have featured a handful of female zombies who actually approach real-life-hotness. In an effort to strengthen human-zombie relations, we’ve announced the Zombiephiles Hottest Hotties, or “Five Zombies I’d TOTALLY Bone (If I Was a Zombie Too, I Mean). Sit back and enjoy zombiephiles, and remember – becoming a zombie is a fate better than death, as long as these zombie hotties are around.
Five Zombies I’d TOTALLY Bone (If I Was a Zombie Too, I Mean)
Number Nine, that softball-outfit clad zombie blonde from George Romero’s Land of the Dead is a definitively hot zombie. I mean, c’mon, just look at her! Relatively little mutilation, reasonably fresh, and you can really tell that there used to be a smokin’ hot hottie under all that zombie. In fact, Jennifer Baxter, the actress that played Number Nine, is totally smokin’ hot in real life as well.
Plus, Number Nine has a lot of beauty on the inside. Although Land of the Dead takes place years into the zombie outbreak, the first time we see Number Nine, she’s still holding her old softball bat. What dedication! She must have been holding that bat for years. I love a girl that doesn’t stray from her passions.