This zombiephile would just like to be the first to say, “I told you so.”

The United States government, and President Bush in particular, have been fighting the good fight against the imminent zombie outbreak for months now; as we’ve been living our lives in quiet desperation, worrying about the economy and terrorism and our mortgages, our heroic soon-to-be-ex-president has taken the fight to the zombies.

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Zombiephiles of the world, rejoice! Common Craft, a website dedicated to providing explanations for everything under the sun in simple, plain English, with accompanying videos, has finally taken the zombie threat seriously - they’ve posted a Zombies in Plain English guide to understanding, surviving, and ultimately thriving, in the context of a zombie outbreak.

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