Zombie Quiz - Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You? | The Zombiephiles

Everybody loves a good zombie survival hero. Ever wondered which one you’d turn out to be? Wonder no more – our Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You personality test should set you straight.

You're standing in front of an array of weapons and tools, and beyond that, a veritable ocean of zombies. You reach for…

the sky, as you pee your pants.

a Winchester rifle.

a hammer and nails, so you can start boarding up windows.

a machine gun. Leg.

your stash. If zombies are coming, you're not going to be sober when they arrive.

a human shield.

a cricket bat.

nothing. You've got psychic super-powers and, therefore, need no weapons.

absolutely anything. Doesn't matter, as long as you get to kill some zombies with it.

your boomstick.

What's your preferred zombie survival strategy?

Just make sure there's someone weaker and slower in between you and the zombies.

Use a combination of alchemy, brute force and good looks to stop those zombies dead. Er, undead.

Dip into your stash and hang on for the ride.

Get yourself a fast car and run it over as many zombies as you can.

Use your weaknesses to your advantage.

Round up your friends and family and head for the pub.

Shoot to kill. Or use psychic powers, if you've got 'em.

Stay in one place, board up the doors and windows, and and prepare to defend yourself.

Latch on to someone stronger and smarter than you and hope you don't get killed.

Chop, smash and beat your way through them.

Right before the zombies attacked, you were…

in a cabin in the woods having a romantic getaway.

being a total douchebag, as usual.

trying to sling a little weed.

trying to make my living as a freelance photographer.

drinking your troubles away.

driving in my pickup truck.

working as a go-go dancer.

working for the military.

enjoying being rich.

no idea. I just woke up and the zombies were already here.

Just where do you think those blasted zombies came from, anyway?

A failed government attempt to clone beef for hungry Americans.

"Zombies?" Please. We don't use the Z-word. It's ridiculous.

Don't care. What's the difference anyway? Probably the same place homeless people come from.

Irradiated corpses.

An experimental biological weapon.

A misreading of sacred necronomical texts.

Well, I certainly wasn't responsible, I can tell you that much.

Secret government labs run by evil super-computers.

Doesn't much matter as long as I've got my drugs!

Outside your house, in the garden.

What's the best place to hold out against zombies?

A well-defended castle.

The shopping mall.

A farmhouse with all the windows boarded up.

Anyplace is good, as long as there's something around to whack zombies about the head with.

Mexico.

The pub. At least I can smoke there.

My girlfriend's hotter friend's place.

My ex-girlfriend's place.

Anyplace I can get at my stash.

Anywhere but Raccoon City.

How do you feel about military assistance against the zombies?

They come in handy when you've got nobody else to help you.

Don't mind 'em – they'll keep the zombies busy while I make my great escape.

Don't need them – I'm a one-man army.

Don't trust them – then again, I don't trust anyone.

The military is our friend.

What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

They're worse than useless – they shoot first and ask questions later.

They're scary.

Hate 'em worse than the zombies.

They're only useful for their weapons.

When it comes to zombies, the best defense is…

a big bag of illegal substances and a whole lot of weapons.

a good offense.

a good house, boarded up like a fortress.

serious firepower.

whacking 'em about the head with a bit of woood.

a big puff on a big fat spliff ought to do the trick.

psychic powers all the way, baby.

to let someone else figure things out.

someone else doing the defending for you.

a good offense. Or a chainsaw arm. Or both.

Zombies are about to nom on your buddy's brains. What do you do?

I have friends? When did that happen?

Shoot the zombies in question.

Use my psychic powers! Silly.

Try to save 'em – but if I can't, take care of myself.

Dip into my stash before you do anything. First things first.

Blow those zombies away.

Save him with grace and aplomb. And a shotgun.

Sacrifice myself to save my friend.

Let them eat him – just gives me more time to save myself.

Save them – if I have the time, that is.

Moans.

Zombitestid

November 1st, 2009 at 11:18 PM

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kain777381

November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 AM

hell yeah give me some sugar baby, ash all the way!!! Good, Bad, im the guy with the gun!
Tom of the Dead

January 5th, 2010 at 1:28 PM

This……Is My BOOM-STICK!!!!!!!
Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.
naughtymoose | Which survival hero am I?

June 28th, 2010 at 6:32 AM

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NinjaZombieHunter

August 5th, 2010 at 12:51 PM

Most of the way I would Survival is not even on the list so fu*k this.

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