Zombie Quiz - Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You? | The Zombiephiles

Everybody loves a good zombie survival hero. Ever wondered which one you’d turn out to be? Wonder no more – our Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You personality test should set you straight.

You're standing in front of an array of weapons and tools, and beyond that, a veritable ocean of zombies. You reach for...

a human shield.

your boomstick.

a Winchester rifle.

absolutely anything. Doesn't matter, as long as you get to kill some zombies with it.

the sky, as you pee your pants.

your stash. If zombies are coming, you're not going to be sober when they arrive.

a cricket bat.

nothing. You've got psychic super-powers and, therefore, need no weapons.

a machine gun. Leg.

a hammer and nails, so you can start boarding up windows.

What's your preferred zombie survival strategy?

Use your weaknesses to your advantage.

Dip into your stash and hang on for the ride.

Stay in one place, board up the doors and windows, and and prepare to defend yourself.

Chop, smash and beat your way through them.

Round up your friends and family and head for the pub.

Just make sure there's someone weaker and slower in between you and the zombies.

Shoot to kill. Or use psychic powers, if you've got 'em.

Latch on to someone stronger and smarter than you and hope you don't get killed.

Use a combination of alchemy, brute force and good looks to stop those zombies dead. Er, undead.

Get yourself a fast car and run it over as many zombies as you can.

Right before the zombies attacked, you were...

enjoying being rich.

in a cabin in the woods having a romantic getaway.

driving in my pickup truck.

being a total douchebag, as usual.

working as a go-go dancer.

trying to make my living as a freelance photographer.

trying to sling a little weed.

no idea. I just woke up and the zombies were already here.

drinking your troubles away.

working for the military.

Just where do you think those blasted zombies came from, anyway?

Secret government labs run by evil super-computers.

Well, I certainly wasn't responsible, I can tell you that much.

Outside your house, in the garden.

"Zombies?" Please. We don't use the Z-word. It's ridiculous.

Irradiated corpses.

A failed government attempt to clone beef for hungry Americans.

Don't care. What's the difference anyway? Probably the same place homeless people come from.

Doesn't much matter as long as I've got my drugs!

A misreading of sacred necronomical texts.

An experimental biological weapon.

What's the best place to hold out against zombies?

The shopping mall.

My ex-girlfriend's place.

Anyplace is good, as long as there's something around to whack zombies about the head with.

A farmhouse with all the windows boarded up.

My girlfriend's hotter friend's place.

The pub. At least I can smoke there.

A well-defended castle.

Anywhere but Raccoon City.

Anyplace I can get at my stash.

Mexico.

How do you feel about military assistance against the zombies?

They're only useful for their weapons.

Don't trust them - then again, I don't trust anyone.

What? Sorry, wasn't paying attention.

Don't mind 'em - they'll keep the zombies busy while I make my great escape.

They come in handy when you've got nobody else to help you.

The military is our friend.

Hate 'em worse than the zombies.

They're worse than useless - they shoot first and ask questions later.

Don't need them - I'm a one-man army.

They're scary.

When it comes to zombies, the best defense is...

psychic powers all the way, baby.

a good offense.

a good offense. Or a chainsaw arm. Or both.

a big bag of illegal substances and a whole lot of weapons.

serious firepower.

a good house, boarded up like a fortress.

whacking 'em about the head with a bit of woood.

to let someone else figure things out.

a big puff on a big fat spliff ought to do the trick.

someone else doing the defending for you.

Zombies are about to nom on your buddy's brains. What do you do?

I have friends? When did that happen?

Dip into my stash before you do anything. First things first.

Sacrifice myself to save my friend.

Blow those zombies away.

Save them - if I have the time, that is.

Let them eat him - just gives me more time to save myself.

Use my psychic powers! Silly.

Shoot the zombies in question.

Save him with grace and aplomb. And a shotgun.

Try to save 'em - but if I can't, take care of myself.

Moans.

Zombitestid

November 1st, 2009 at 11:18 PM

[...] Which Zombie Survival Hero Are You? [...]
kain777381

November 21st, 2009 at 11:10 AM

hell yeah give me some sugar baby, ash all the way!!! Good, Bad, im the guy with the gun!
Tom of the Dead

January 5th, 2010 at 1:28 PM

This……Is My BOOM-STICK!!!!!!!
Good, Bad, Im the guy with the gun.

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