Sure, killin’ zombies with a shotgun just seems natural. I mean, we’ve all seen zombie movies like Dawn of the Dead, read zombie comics or zombie books like The Zombie Survival Guide. We know how to kill zombies with tough-guy weapons. You’ve got to separate the head from the body of the zombie, or destroy the zombie brain.
But in a true zombie outbreak, a widespread pandemic of flesh-eating zombies, that inevitable zombie plague, chances are that you won’t be ready. When zombies arrive, you’ll probably be sitting around at home, doing whatever it is you usually do when you’re sitting around at home. Not thinking about zombies, that’s for sure. To that end I’ve done the legwork. Consult the list, grab a weapon and start killing zombies!
Zombie Defense – 10 Zombie Weapons You Already Own
Almost every home has one. Grab it, tear it off the wall and start slapping zombies.
Don’t underestimate this diminutive weapon – a hard chop against a zombie neck and you’ve got a dead zombie. Make sure you’re using a metal spatula, as zombie killing results with a plastic spatula may vary.
Whack zombies about the head with a heavy candlestick like you’re Colonel Mustard in the Dining Room. Tell them the zombie did it.
For your garden variety zombie, knives aren’t the best, but they work. Remember to go for the head – orifices are soft spots.
The only problem about killing a zombie with a rolling pin is that you can’t use it for baking afterward. Effective against multiple zombies.