That’s right, those lonely nights spent sharpening shovels are over! From now on my nights are gonna be spent sharpening shovels in the company of my luscious new girlfriend, Josella Chysalids-Harris. She’s saucy, sexy, and she loves zombies – perfect for me!
Now, you all remember how my life was ruined by zombies – well, Josella’s the first good thing that’s happened to me since that fateful zombie-filled night.
She’s randy as a minx and has a hunger…for zombies! And triffids, which I don’t really understand, but which she’s written about this week here on the Zombiephiles. So from now on you’ll be seeing Josella pretty often, when we’re not out riding our 4-wheelers and hunting coons. Raccoons, that is!
Man, things have been going so well for me lately – I even got my job at the mattress factory back! But don’t worry, I haven’t forgotten how zombies got me the last time – I’m always vigilant now. But at least now I’ve finally found a saucy little minx to share my goal of eradicating zombies from the planet! So keep your eyes peeled for more triffid-inspired posts from my sexy Josella – and try not to be too jealous, Zombiephiles – there’s enough Josella to go around.