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Zombies VS Spiderman

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Thwipp! Thwipp! Those are web-shooting noises, you pervert.

Assuming that Spiderman is not actually a zombie already, what are the chances that he could face off against a horde of zombies? Would his spider-sense be useful against millions of mindless assailants? Would he have enough web fluid to get the job done? All these questions and more should factor into your decision about whether or not Spiderman or the zombies would win in a knock-down, drag-out fight to the death (or re-death).

Zombies VS Spiderman

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  2. I wanted to vote for zombies, but my son made me vote for Spiderman, although he is a zombiephile in the making: my mom was smothering him one day, and he told his Nana that he would feed her to the zombies if she didn’t leave him alone. LOL

  3. kemposaurus

    I think the zombies would win in this instance. Spiderman fights by punching them and spinning webs. If he punches them he will get bit. He may fly (sorts) but you can’t save people from the sky so he’d have to go to the ground and would probably get bit and them we would have a flying, webspinning zombie. Not very useful in this case. So no the zombies win again. But truly this would make an amazing movie. Just add some randomers and you have something going.

  4. Kemposaurus, you’ve never played Onechanbara for the wii, I’m assuming.

    On the contrary, punching zombies to re-death can prove quite effective!

  5. Walsall Swift

    Spiderman should take off the mask when he’s fighting zombies, not like any of that undead lot care aboutt identities

  6. Jesus

    I think spiderman CAN survive, but the fight would be very interesting, Spiderman could just fly over buildings and shoot spider web to the zombies our pull something and crash em…

  7. CHRISTIANNOTSLATER

    I THINK SPIDEY WOULD GET HIS ASS KICKED BUT VENOM I BELIEVE WOULD PROBABLY SURVIVE… BUT EVEN IF SPIDERMAN WAS IN THE BLACK SUIT, HE WOULD DIE

  8. ian thornton

    oh, spiderman would lose dramatically. think about it- a world overun by the undead versus a guy in a spider suit who can spit webs.
    one guy.

  9. InCogNegro

    Spider man also has immaculate strength and speed so if he went up against groups of zombies he could easily just weave around them punching the heads off and webbing up the mouthhs of ones that got close to biting him. He couldn’t go up against millions but he could definitely handle hordes and then take cover on a roof once he started getting winded. Not to mention being able to just grab cover on a wall and start webbing at them from a safe distance.. Just saying if it was me with that kinda power I’d be doing that as long as I could

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