Comments on: Weekly Zombie Poll #1 – Zombies VS Ninjas

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We interrupt this blog for a very important discussion | Jiu-Jiu's BJJ Blog — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 16:22:07 +0000

[...] maintain that ninjas would win. Period. Sadly, in online forums I’ve seen, 35% of people are clearly delusional and think zombies would [...]

By: Dan McMichael

Dan McMichael — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 13:06:23 +0000

A single Ninja would take AAAAAAAAAGES to slowly work his way one by one through 100,000 zombies, but likewise, 100,000 zombies would never find a ninja.

Although they’re not exactly ninja, the 13 samurai from 13 assassins would give them a good run… especially if they had time to fortify their defenses.

By: Jonno

Jonno — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:15:43 +0000

Ummmm yeah Zombies win, While a ninja is awesome he will tire out then he will be eaten, and turn into a ninja zombie, which is not good. Imagine the other ninja’s they see a black shape coming out of the darkness and they think “oh hey Bob’s back” then afore metioned Bob would then eat their brains.

By: jake

jake — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:03:58 +0000

i think a ninja against 1, maybe 3 zombies, will win. he can just slice them t bits. but if he were up against more than 10, they would eat him alive

By: Guybrush

Guybrush — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:50:30 +0000

Ninja is zombie for ‘sushi brains’

By: michael

michael — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:47:24 +0000

ninjas, they got sophisticated weapons spiritual powers to guide there swords and stars. zombies while fierce and ravenous and most important-undead hard to kill aren’t on the ninjas’ level mentally.they usually don’t have that many tricks up their sleeve. Ninja is japanese for trick.

By: Zombiephile

Zombiephile — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:01:35 +0000

I am personally shocked and appalled that Ninjas are currently winning this poll by a 10% margin. Zombies, people, zombies! If you see one, there’s gotta be about 100,000 more! And they never tire out! C’mon!

By: Zombiephile

Zombiephile — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:38:05 +0000

I’m inclined to agree with Stewart on this one. Besides, ninjas are trained for stealth and sneakiness and being totally sweet. There’s no way a lone ninja (or a group of ninjas, no matter how badass they are) could take on a voodoo of zombies!

By: Stewart Steak

Stewart Steak — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 12:49:59 +0000

I was under the impression that the collective noun for zombies was a ‘Voodoo’.
Personally, I think ninjas are all fur coat and no knickers; zombies would win.

By: Is

Is — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:54:19 +0000

Gaggle is for geese. Maybe a small horde or a handful…