Ah, that classic clash of the titans, Zombies Vs. Ninjas. Ninjas are lightning fast, deadly, and of course, totally sweet. According to Robert Hamburger’s Real Ultimate Power website, ninjas:
- are mammals.
- fight ALL the time.
- flip out and kill people.
Now, in contrast, zombies:
- are dead already.
- never really sleep.
- also flip out and kill people.
So where do you stand? Zombies Vs. Ninjas – Who would win? Remember, ninjas are hot shit until they run out of throwing stars – and what could be scarier than am army of your zombiefied ninja comrades? On the other hand, zombie heads are notoriously soft and sliceable. You decide.