This week’s zombie faceoff is a politically and historically charged topic, one that has been discussed ad nauseum by this Zombiephile’s friends, family, and fellow zombie slayers; we felt that it was well past time we put the question to you, zombie fans of the world: Who would win, zombies or the Nazi war machine?
Zombies Vs. The Wehrmacht – who would win? The question has plagued historians and zombie fans alike for decades – finally, you zombiephiles will have the chance to answer it.
Just how would Hitler‘s minions face against throngs of the undead? How would the Luftwaffe fare against massive armies of the walking dead? Would the Kriegsmarine have any tactical advantage at all over endless mobs of the zombiefied Heer?
It’s like Wolfenstein, except that the zombies and the nazis aren’t the same people. Zombies have their usual strengths and weaknesses, and the Wehrmacht is – well, it’s a war machine. Zombies can turn nazi soldiers into zombies themselves, and the Germans have Rommel.
Tough call, zombie fans. You decide.
I think that Zombies would win, hands down – we all saw how Wolfenstein went down!
ok well this is the deal, this one is a toss up. Zombies always get the best of solders and they would probably do the same over time with the nazi. But then you have the secret nazi police, they would find all the zombies’ secret hiding places, as well as anyone who was bitten trying to hide it.
From my experience Zombies always win!
No contest, Zombies all the way!
While rendering zombies their due, the Wehrmacht had great basic rifles for killing Z’s. The Mauser was bolt-action which prevented wasting ammo, and an incredibly accurate weapon in trained hands (and the Wehrmacht, especially in the beginning of the war, was very well trained). Add to this the heavy wooden stocks and efficient bayonet (eye socket size), and you had an all-around great Zed killer.
Zombies would still win, due to numbers, but the Wehrmacht would perform as well or better than any regular army.
I’m not sure about these things, but I would bet that the zombies would win
Oi Zombiephile, are you going to put up another poll, or are you just minge-teasing old Josella?
Ps. Not sure if the U-boats would be under much threat from the zombies, though the German submariners might find refuelling hard with the likes of Hamburg occupied by the zombies.
Now lets get this straight.I thought the werhmacht was the name for the army, but people are talking about the whole armed forces. To me it makes a great deal of difference. I think the zombies would eveentually beat the German foot soldiers, but u-boats, jets and tiger tanks would be a different story. How exactly does a zombie get into a tank? DFair point about the re-fuelling though, but I still think German engineering would triumph.