Well, Zombiephiles, it’s certainly been a while since the last
weekly bi-weekly monthly triannual Zombie Poll – somewhere around four months or so. But have no fear, Zombiephiles! Our zombiephilic editor has beaten back the zombie hordes long enough to connect to his zombie blog, and thus, he presents to you this burning question: Who would win, Zombies, or Muntadhar Al-Zaidi (the Shoe Thrower)?
That’s right – an all out battle between Al-Zaidi (armed, let’s say, with an entire Zappo’s warehouse) or throngs of mindless, shambling,
US Presidents zombies?
It’s a tough question, we know. On the one hand, you have your love of zombies and your passionate belief that they would win in almost any situation (except, as we’ve shown in previous polls, against robots). On the other hand you have your passionate love of a guy who’d take off both shoes and fling them at the most powerful man in the world.