Well, short help is better than no help at all.
Ewoks, scourge of the Galactic Empire — able to thwart the greatest evil the galaxy has ever known with nothing more than sharpened sticks, rope, logs and a few heavy rocks. How would this formidable band of furry assassins fair against wave upon wave of the undead? Would their spears, cunning and natural camouflage be enough to protect their delicious, albeit minuscule, brains from consumption? Indeed, do Ewok brains taste as good as that of a human and would your average shit-kicking zombie even bother with Ewok gray matter when there are so many delectable stormtroopers at large?
Just try and sleep tonight, fellow zombiephiles, knowing these questions are going unanswered.
I have to go with Ewoks. Since they are not human, and I am part of the “zombies only go after humans, not animals, etc” group, I don’t think zombies would be interested in them.
Zombies always win. Ewok, man…doesn’t matter they eat anything and ewoks would have a slight disadvantage…how do they get them in the head? They’re to short so zombies, its a easy win.
I am so stoked that Ewoks are currently winning this one. I know, I’m the Zombiephile, I’m supposed to root for the zombies, but the idea of a bunch of Ewoks laying about a bunch of zombies with spears and rocks is just too funny.
It recently occurs to me that zombie ewoks would be feckin’ terrifying.
You know it, Zombiephile. Zombie Ewoks, just imagine how that cuteness could decimate the populous. The LOLcat loving generation wouldn’t stand a chance.
OOOOhhh it’s so cute………..aahh my freakin’ jugular……ahaahhh.
Aaaaaiiiieeeeeee……..
Yub, yub.
I’m really not convinced that the Ewoks can claim to have brought down the Galactic Empire. If 3PO and the rest weren’t telling the little furry types what to do, I don’t think they’d have offered any resistence. Now Chewy was sort of a big ewok, he’d be handy against the undead.
Until Jah Jah Binks reeared his ugly head, the Ewoks the worst thing Lucas had ever created. Now Zombies v Storm Troopers or Zombies v Jedi, that’s a poll
chewy is a wookie tho if it was a question of wookie vs. zombie id go with the wookies and thier crossbows and treeforts