Zombie Porn - A Word Or Two, If I May
So, Zombiephiles, thanks to the wonder of Google Analytics, I’ve learned some terrifying news about Zombies, some starting new zombie information that may rock your world as much as it did mine.
Zombie Porn is the Zombiephiles’ top entry keyword. That’s right - Zombie porn.
What is it about people that compels them to search for the strangest porn imaginable? This Zombiephile has seen a lot, but zombie porn beats it all. You see, unlike almost all other porn in the world, there are no zombies (yet). So when you’re talking about midget porn, that’s one thing, because there exist midgets, and midget porn.
But the reason why the Zombiephiles is one of the top hits for the search “Zombie Porn” is simple - there just isn’t any zombie porn out there. That, Zombiephiles, is where you come in.
We want your Zombie porn! Make it, find it, change it up, just send it to the Zombiephiles and we’ll start a Zombie Porn section! Only the hottest dismembered / decomposing chicks, please - I don’t need any butterfaces on my zombie porn site.
December 24th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Hello, a Zombie movie will be out soon, It’s a gay zombie movie, and i’ve heard tere will be some porn scenes in it…
check out on my blog for the infos: http://moreismore.free.fr/?p=19
“Otto; or up with dead people” by Bruce Labruce
January 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
You’ve got to be friggin’ kiddin’ me.
January 5th, 2008 at 3:30 am
Ugh… that sounds awful. So awful it reminds me of a certain website that does ‘awful’ reviews.
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/porn-dead.php
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Yeah, I agree with the score Mr. Parsons gave this thing.
I don’t want zombies in porn.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Check out zombiepinups.com its not hardcore… or even softcore porn, but it is hot chicks dressed up like zombies modeling like old tyme pin ups.
March 10th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Don’t ask me how I know this, but zombie porn does actually exist…If I wasn’t in work right now I’d find the link.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:44 am
there does exist one “zombie porn” if that’s what you want to consider it…….Re-Penetrator (based off of the movie Re-Animator of course).
I don’t know any more about it other than it is out there.
http://www.re-penetrator.com/