If you’re like Chester Macarthur, the Undead Survivalist, you probably spend your early mornings smoking cigarettes, scouring the newspaper for Zombie news, zombie outbreaks or general media outbreaks that may be attributable to Zombies, and polishing your machete. But take heart, Zombiephiles – there’s a website out there that brings the Zombie apocalypse right to your fingertips.
ZWN become the digital flags around which the zombie survivalists rally? When the time comes, will the world take the threat of zombies seriously? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, gorge yourself on the Zombie World News and keep sharpening that shovel.
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