So, Zombiephiles, thanks to the wonder of Google Analytics, I’ve learned some terrifying news about Zombies, some starting new zombie information that may rock your world as much as it did mine.
Zombie Porn is the Zombiephiles’ top entry keyword. That’s right – Zombie porn.
What is it about people that compels them to search for the strangest porn imaginable? This Zombiephile has seen a lot, but zombie porn beats it all. You see, unlike almost all other porn in the world, there are no zombies (yet). So when you’re talking about midget porn, that’s one thing, because there exist midgets, and midget porn.
But the reason why the Zombiephiles is one of the top hits for the search “Zombie Porn” is simple – there just isn’t any zombie porn out there. That, Zombiephiles, is where you come in.
We want your Zombie porn! Make it, find it, change it up, just send it to the Zombiephiles and we’ll start a Zombie Porn section! Only the hottest dismembered / decomposing chicks, please – I don’t need any butterfaces on my zombie porn site.
Hello, a Zombie movie will be out soon, It’s a gay zombie movie, and i’ve heard tere will be some porn scenes in it…
check out on my blog for the infos: http://moreismore.free.fr/?p=19
“Otto; or up with dead people” by Bruce Labruce
You’ve got to be friggin’ kiddin’ me.
Ugh… that sounds awful. So awful it reminds me of a certain website that does ‘awful’ reviews.
NSFW
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/porn-dead.php
NSFW
Yeah, I agree with the score Mr. Parsons gave this thing.
I don’t want zombies in porn.
Check out zombiepinups.com its not hardcore… or even softcore porn, but it is hot chicks dressed up like zombies modeling like old tyme pin ups.
Don’t ask me how I know this, but zombie porn does actually exist…If I wasn’t in work right now I’d find the link.
there does exist one “zombie porn” if that’s what you want to consider it…….Re-Penetrator (based off of the movie Re-Animator of course).
I don’t know any more about it other than it is out there.
http://www.re-penetrator.com/
I had the same thing happen over on my blog Mr. Rogers Zombie Neighborhood. I found that the largest referrers were searching for zombie porn! What the hell is that?
Actual Zombie Porn
Web Search came up with this info:
Driller
1984
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087176/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SSspv-xorg
hello,i am an established zombie killer myself,mr.Chester mcarthur has the right idea about those zombie weapons that we all already have,the armor is quite interesting,remember.PREPARE FOR THE DAY OF THE TREFFIDS!!!!!!
I found this “erotic” music video a while back: (Bonus Taxi Driver Reference)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DA-Oz3MUAc
And this one is interesting too….everyone likes a carwash right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQez6n48u0
Neither are porn, but they’re working on your sex appeal nerve. What’s left of it.=)
“Johnny Sunshine” Lots of zombie porn. Director to human actor about sez with zombie girl – “When you start to c–, bash in her head with this pipe”, probably not verbatim but you get the idea.
Also check out “Grub Girl”, I think you can get it from Netflix.
What in the name of mike is WRONG with you! ZOMBIE PORN! I’m pretty sure that that is socially unacceptable or something! I mean, What the Hell!YUCK! Rock it out!
the thought of zombie porn makes me kinda sick. But I guess it’s for necrophiliacs who are tired of dealing with a “dead fish”. Ewwww…
zombiescantlove.blogspot.com
Well, I was one of the ones who came here after a search for “zombie porn”, but not because of any fetish at the thought of having my brains nommed. I *like* my brains, I want them to stay in my head! I did such a search because I was idly curious if it actually existed (and it seems it does, and there is a *lot* of it), so I have to wonder how many others referred from such a search were like me, idly curious, rather than thinking “OMG zombies humping each other *fap*fap*fap*”…
Be careful what you ask for:
http://www.satanspace.com/gallery/albums/bloody/porn-of-the-dead.jpg
i agree porn of the dead. best zombie porn ever!
http://Www.contagion2010.com.
WTF? I sent you all some excellent zombie porn and no posting? Not even a reply?
Awww, c’mon, Dave! Our zombiephilic editors are in short supply over here (there was an unfortunate incident involving rage-infected monkeys and we lost the dramatic majority of our writers).
Anyway, Dave, we’ve got your zombie porn up! For anyone who wants to get an undead woody, check out NSFW – Real Zombie Pr0n! And thanks for the pics, Dave!
sounds pretty badass !
I searched it because of this article: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p4.html
And I was in such disbelief that such a thing could exist, that I HAD to search for it.
And it does exist, believe it or not.
Anyone looking for zombie porn in the written word form? Look no further.
I give you Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover.
http://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Stiff-Tonia-Brown/dp/1452833974/
And yeah, I wrote it. Hope you enjoy my undead Peter. ;)
Night of the Giving Head
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1388785/
It’s laughably horrible but there’s a Left4Dead porn called Left4Head. Rule 34 has yet to fail, there is ALWAYS porn of it.
I googled “zombie porn” to see if it existed. I guess it does. I was interested In making a Porno on the subject. I’m not into that nasty shit, it just seems funny to make, something that me and my buddies would watch while drink a beer to and then get sick over.
UMMM Zombie Strippers with Jenna Jameson is a soft core zombie porn basically
Check it out!! Now you can have sex with Zombies and other Monsters!! Definitely going for one of these!!
https://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/
zombie stripper the movie was awesome though. they had all the right moves and can last on a pole forever!
there was ALMOST some lesbian zombie porn in the movie Pot Zombies, and to you mr creator of the site, i think large zombie women would be beautiful. dont discriminate.
Um, not safe for work, and the rest of his series is hilarious. don’t start reading them unless the kids are sleeping and you have a good couple hours.
http://oglaf.com/rigormortis/