Comments on: WTF Happened to the Zombiephile?!!

By: Zombiephile

Zombiephile — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:17:53 +0000

Yes, it was Zombiephile penis, highly prized by Malawian poachers for its curative properties and unusual girth.

By: Stewart Steak

Stewart Steak — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:00:02 +0000

In August? So that tasty sausageroll served up at Ivan and Svetlana’s September Dinner Party was in fact….

By: Zombiephile

Zombiephile — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:11:46 +0000

Oh, the horror! They ran out of sausages in August!!!

By: Stewart Steak

Stewart Steak — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:14:00 +0000

I can confirm that the Zombiephile did have a large penis. However, it has suffered the affects of undead decomposition, and now resides inside the bum of Ivan the Gulag Guard (don’t judge him until you’ve tried to survive a Siberian winter), and will remain there until his family run out of sausages.