Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak

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Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak

Postby zombiephile » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:20 pm

Greetings, Zombiephiles...I'd noticed how many homegrown Zombie guides have cropped up across the internet...good for them, and good for us. Knowledge is power.

One thing I noticed, though: most guides only cover things you should do during a zombie outbreak - but none of them cover things you shouldn't do during a zombie invasion.

Now, my thinking is this: doing what you should do won't necessarily keep you alive, but doing what you shouldn't do will almost certainly make you Zombie food.

To that end, I sat down with some of the best zombie movies of our time and assembled my list of the Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak.

For those of you who haven't crept past the forums onto the Zombie-philes Blog, this is a great chance for you to gain a funny and insightful perspective on zombies.

Enjoy, zombiephiles! :)
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KILLER HITS on Ten Worst Things Article

Postby zombiephile » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:17 pm

Wow...if you write it, they will come...I'm sort of new to this whole blogging / forum thing, and having written an article yesterday that got our website 10k hits in one evening / morning...that makes me feel pretty good.

Too bad I can't train zombies to click Google ads...
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Great Posting!!

Postby Wookiejuice » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:53 pm

Hey zombiephile! That was a great posting! For the first time yesterday, I went to the website, and read your top 10 list. I LMAO at my desk at work! 'Course, there were a few people who looked at me kinda' weird... they'll be the first ones I off once they've turned!!!
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Re: Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak

Postby gamerout » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:27 pm

Not a bad list if I do say so myself.
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