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Top Ten Zombie-Killin' Weapons In YOUR Home

Postby Chester_MacArthur » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:02 am

Now, Chester MacArthur knows that you don't have time to worry about zombie defense and preparation against zombies. I know that. I mean, Chester knows that.

But when the zombies come, what zombie-killin' weapon are you going to reach for? Assuming you don't have a shotgun for killing zombies next to your bed like me? Normal, everyday Americans might not have the wisdom to own multiple shotguns and anti-zombie weapons.

That's why I assembled my list of the Ten Best Zombie Killin' Weapons commonly found in the American home. Now, I know you might not have all of zombie-killin' items in your household - but you're bound to have one of them.

http://www.zombiephiles.com/undead-survivalist/ten-zombie-weapons-found-at-home/

I'm partial to the rolling pin, myself...But then again, I always liked baking.
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Postby Wookiejuice » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:45 pm

LOL! Chester, I love it! The spatula! Genious! My fave home weapon would be the shower curtain rod. I like to have some reach when fighting off the undead. The further away I can smash them, the least likely they can get their chompers on me!
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Postby jaderis » Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:18 am

Definitely the crowbar. I don't really have any use for it, but I have had one since I had my first car. It is not anywhere near my bed, though so I might have to opt for my aluminum bat or the 15 pound curl rod (weights are always unattached when not in use) standing in the corner on the right side of my bed. My bedroom is also closest to the kitchen (easy access to knives and the skylight) and farthest away from the front door.

Shower curtain rods are useless except for pushing unless they are made from some kind of metal and can be wielded by someone over 5'8 (for proper leverage for an effective head shot depending on length of rod).

I personally like the fire extinguisher for desperate combat (not on the list, but should be). It not only provides a forceful blast to give you time, but can be used as a blunt weapon (and has a nifty protusion on the handle that can be used to penetrate the skull if wielded properly) in case that time runs out. It should be in every home, regardless, in case of an actual fire emergency.
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Re: Top Ten Zombie-Killin' Weapons In YOUR Home

Postby Veldro » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:11 pm

Lol, I like the shower curtain rod idea. If anyone has some golf clubs around, those would be ideal as well.
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