[Chester_MacArthur]

Zombies aren't cool!

Zombies are serious, man! They're not funny. You got to prepare yourself for when zombies come! I've seen zombies! I've killed a zombie with my bare hands!

Now, I know a lot of people don't take this for real like but I tell you - I got a bug out bag in my room at Uncle Ned and Grandma's place - I know that zombies are for real!

I got everything I need in my kit - weapons, survival, tools to communicate - and I've thought the whole thing through. I've fought zombies, I know what it takes to survive when they come back.

Get yourself prepared for the zombie invasion! It's only a matter of time.