Recently fellow Zombie-phile and contributor Zombie_Kckr gave me this zombie T-shirt, which I wear incessantly while working on this site:

I particularly like the way the shirt implies that all people are, in a sense, zombies in training. Definitely the zombie T shirt for your zombie-crazed family member or loved ones.

I really think Zombie T shirts are in right now - I found a ton of them when I went looking for a picture of this one.
One caveat about this zombie t-shirt, though: It doesn’t actually have those stripes on the neck and the arms…I don’t know why they’re there in the picture.