Posts tagged zombie outbreak
The DIY Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse – RELEASED!
UPDATE: We’re proud to announce that The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse has been released – appropriately, on Friday the 13th of August! It’s currently available through Amazon.com and, as we mentioned in the original review (included below), it’s a barrel of laughs with quite a bit of well-thought, off-the-beaten-track zombie survival that you won’t find anywhere else. [...]
The Return Man – An Online Zombie Novel
In the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse, what do you do when your loved ones are out there somewhere, shambling around, craving human flesh? You call the Return Man. Vincent Zito is the mastermind behind the web’s latest zombie offering, The Return Man, an online zombie novel about a professional “corpse tracker,” who hires out his zombie-hunting services to grieving [...]
The worst places to go when zombies attack.
Okay, zombiephiles – Here’s my list (in no particular order) of the worst places to go when the zombies come lookin’ for an unhappy meal. Hiding in a loft/attic – there is often only one way in and out, so you are pretty much trapped. Shopping centers/malls – this was a popular attraction before the living became the undead, so [...]
Zombieland is Zombie Comedy at Its Best
Someone in America made the fatal mistake of eating a bad hamburger infected with Mad Cow. Instead of slowly driving him insane and killing him, as usually is the case, the prion mutated, and caused massive brain swelling in its victim in a matter of hours, which in turn created a homicidal maniac with a contagious hunger for human flesh. [...]
Z-Day – A Real-Time, Massively Multiplayer Zombie Outbreak Simulation
Z-Day is a massive, real-time social experiment – like War of the Worlds meets Balloon Boy meets #IranElection.
On October 30th, 2009, dedicated Zombiephiles on Twitter will simulate a zombie outbreak, tagging their zombie-related tweets with the #zday hashtag. The resulting real-time stream of tweets will be known as Z-Day and will be remembered by zombiephiles around the world for centuries to come (or, more likely, about a week or so).
5 Things Zombie Preparation Can Teach Us About H1N1 Swine Flu
If you’re a Zombiephile chances are that you’ve been watching news of the recent outbreak of H1N1 Swine Flu in Mexico like a hawk. After all, as we’ve discussed in the past, zombie outbreaks would likely spread in the same way as highly contagious viruses do; it therefore behooves the average Zombiephile to take some time and think, “What can [...]
Zombiephilic Tweets – Week of 2009-04-12
6 Signs You’re About To Be Attacked By Zombies – http://is.gd/4kbq #
Zombiephilic Tweets – Week of 2009-04-05
Zombie Defense – Ten Zombie-Slayin’ Weapons You Already Own! – http://snipr.com/elaa0 # One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies – ZombiE-Harmony – http://snipr.com/elc2x # Zombie Defense – Zombie Armor On a Budget!! – http://short.to/2w0f # How Google Protects Against Zombies – http://short.to/2wok # Zombie Defense – Five Must-Have Zombie Survival Items You’ll Probably NEVER Think Of! – http://is.gd/p1Rq [...]
Zombiephilic Tweets – Week of 2009-03-29
Zombie Defense – The Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak!! – http://budurl.com/fgjv # Zombie Food Pyramid – Hilarious. http://short.to/2wnz #
Why Zombie Outbreak Preparation Isn’t So Crazy After All
Let’s be frank, Zombiephiles. Your collective spouses, loved ones and family members probably think you’re a little bit off the deep end, stockpiling food, water and blunt weapons in your basement against the eventual likelihood of a zombie outbreak and subsequent zombie apocalypse. This zombiephile understands – he’s had more than a few eyebrows raised in his general direction over [...]


