Posts tagged poll
Poll: Zombies VS The CDC
The internet is all abuzz this month about the publication by the CDC (Center for Disease Control) this month of a “Zombie Preparedness 101” blog post which purports to educate the unwashed masses about how best to prepare themselves for the inevitable zombie outbreak. We’ve discussed that blog post, and it’s obvious fallacies, elsewhere, but we thought it would only […]
Poll: Zombies VS The A-Team
Following last month’s almost-too-close-to-call “Zombies VS Stormtroopers” poll, which saw zombies losing out to the armored shock troops of the Galactic Empire by a narrow 2% margin, we here at Zombiephiles.com decided it was time to turn our attention toward more earthly pursuits. The burning question on everyone’s mind this week? Zombies VS The A-Team. That’s right. Four Vietnam vets, […]
Poll: Zombies VS Stormtroopers
Here at Zombiephiles.com, we love asking ourselves ridiculously improbable questions, like “Do zombies poop?” and “What would happen if a vampire bit a zombie who’d been bitten by a werewolf?” and other burning questions along those lines. This month we’re tackling one of those questions that stays with you for days after you first hear it, one of those questions […]
Poll: Zombies VS Shaolin Monks
When it comes to badassery, there’s almost nobody out there who’s got more of it than the Shaolin Monks. Popularized by movies like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, the Shaolin buddhists perfected mystical kung fu fighting styles over thousands of years of practice. So how would the mystical Crane style stand up to a swarm of hungry dead? How many orange-clad […]
Poll: The Walking Dead Premiere
Well, zombiephiles, the day we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived – the hour-and-a-half premiere of The Walking Dead on AMC. Now that you’ve had a chance to gorge yourself on Halloween candy, sit back in your slutty pumpkin outfit and enjoy the first episode of the most large-scale zombie TV show ever created, what do you think?
Poll: Zombies Vs. Muntadhar Al-Zaidi
Well, Zombiephiles, it’s certainly been a while since the last weekly bi-weekly monthly triannual Zombie Poll – somewhere around four months or so. But have no fear, Zombiephiles! Our zombiephilic editor has beaten back the zombie hordes long enough to connect to his zombie blog, and thus, he presents to you this burning question: Who would win, Zombies, or Muntadhar […]
Weekly Zombie Poll #1 – Zombies VS Ninjas
Ah, that classic clash of the titans, Zombies Vs. Ninjas. Ninjas are lightning fast, deadly, and of course, totally sweet. According to Robert Hamburger’s Real Ultimate Power website, ninjas: are mammals. fight ALL the time. flip out and kill people. Now, in contrast, zombies: are dead already. never really sleep. also flip out and kill people. So where do you […]
