Posts tagged my two moans
My Two Moans: Zombie Sex!
Yes… one day when the time comes we will be involved in zombie sex one way or another. Below are two hypothetical ways we may wind up involved in zombie sex:
You are a zombie and you want to make sweet passionate love to another zombie, or maybe even an uninfected person.
One problem with this obviously would be the mechanics. What [...]
My Two Moans – Wii Zombies
Today I want to talk about The Wii and its lack of awesome zombie games. Sure, it has some zombie games, but it has nothing that can hold a candle to Left 4 Dead and the original Dead Rising. What’s up with that? I know it doesn’t have the capabilities of the 360 or POS3, but we Wii owners need [...]
My Two Moans – Rule #1 – Cardio
This is a new segment I like to call “My Two Moans.” It’s basically me ranting about zombies and zombie related things. You may be asking yourself, “Why do i care about what you say?” Well, the Zombiephiles said they want me, so…who’s better at speaking for me than me? Anyhow, here are my two moans:
My first rant is about Zombieland’s [...]


