Posts tagged christiannotslater
MY TWO MOANS: UMBRELLA CORPORATION
Let me tell you something…. Umbrella Corporation is run by a bunch of douche bags. They’re supposed to be a producing pharmaceuticals, medical hardware, cosmetic supplies, defense supplies and computers. But don’t let them fool you… what they are really up to is bio-engineering. Umbrella Corporation tests on animals, such as dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers… heck, even monkeys. If we [...]
My Two Moans: Zombie Sex!
Yes… one day when the time comes we will be involved in zombie sex one way or another. Below are two hypothetical ways we may wind up involved in zombie sex: You are a zombie and you want to make sweet passionate love to another zombie, or maybe even an uninfected person. One problem with this obviously would be the [...]
