Do you, or does someone in your life love Zombie Porn?
If so, look no further this holiday season - the Zombiephiles have once again read your frickin’ mind.
Our “I (Heart) Zombie Porn T-Shirts” are now available through Cafepress.com - and they’re totally frickin’ sweet.
So, Zombiephiles, thanks to the wonder of Google Analytics, I’ve learned some terrifying news about Zombies, some starting new zombie information that may rock your world as much as it did mine.
Zombie Porn is the Zombiephiles’ top entry keyword. That’s right - Zombie porn.
What is it about people that compels them to search for the strangest porn imaginable? This Zombiephile has seen a lot, but zombie porn beats it all. You see, unlike almost all other porn in the world, there are no zombies (yet). So when you’re talking about midget porn, that’s one thing, because there exist midgets, and midget porn.
But the reason why the Zombiephiles is one of the top hits for the search “Zombie Porn” is simple - there just isn’t any zombie porn out there. That, Zombiephiles, is where you come in.
We want your Zombie porn! Make it, find it, change it up, just send it to the Zombiephiles and we’ll start a Zombie Porn section! Only the hottest dismembered / decomposing chicks, please - I don’t need any butterfaces on my zombie porn site.
If you’re like Chester Macarthur, the Undead Survivalist, you probably spend your early mornings smoking cigarettes, scouring the newspaper for Zombie news, zombie outbreaks or general media outbreaks that may be attributable to Zombies, and polishing your machete. But take heart, Zombiephiles - there’s a website out there that brings the Zombie apocalypse right to your fingertips.
ZWN become the digital flags around which the zombie survivalists rally? When the time comes, will the world take the threat of zombies seriously? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, gorge yourself on the Zombie World News and keep sharpening that shovel.
Zombiephiles, rejoice! After a notable absence, our Zombie Forums are back from the dead, and they’re badder than ever. Now running on a backbone of PhpBB3, they’re sleeker, faster and sexier than ever before - and they’re just waiting for you to post. So join up, Zombiephiles, and tell us what you think about all things Zombie!
“Extinction” is a good subtitle to give to the final entry of this terribly shabby “Zombie” trilogy - and thank goodness the Resident Evil movie franchise is finally dead. Or is it?!! I don’t know ’cause I fell asleep before the end.
Making absolutely no attempt to pick up where Resident Evil 2 left off, Resident Evil: Extinction instead drops our favorite zombie-slaying heroine, Alice, into the now-familiar Umbrella Corporation laboratory, but fails to give her any clothing (this Zombiephile always approves of Milla Jovovich not having any clothing). Unfortunately, Resident Evil 3 - Extinction basically falls off after that point, quickly descending into a parody of a good horror / apocalypse movie, and barely involving any actual zombies at all.