If you love zombies, and killing them, and you can’t quite get enough two-dimensional flash games, you’ll love Zombie Slayer, a zombie flash game that our Zombiephile has rooted out and posted here for your zombie-slaying pleasure.
I Am Legend, the movie adaptation of Richard Matheson’s classic vampire survival novel opened in theaters last week to resounding success - but many readers of the book were left asking themselves, “What happened to the vampires?”
It would seem that the long, rotting arm of the zombie is reaching far beyond its genre. I Am Legend featured creatures that looked more like zombies than vampires - and acted that way, too.
Do you, or does someone in your life love Zombie Porn?
If so, look no further this holiday season - the Zombiephiles have once again read your frickin’ mind.
Our “I (Heart) Zombie Porn T-Shirts” are now available through Cafepress.com - and they’re totally frickin’ sweet.
So, Zombiephiles, thanks to the wonder of Google Analytics, I’ve learned some terrifying news about Zombies, some starting new zombie information that may rock your world as much as it did mine.
Zombie Porn is the Zombiephiles’ top entry keyword. That’s right - Zombie porn.
What is it about people that compels them to search for the strangest porn imaginable? This Zombiephile has seen a lot, but zombie porn beats it all. You see, unlike almost all other porn in the world, there are no zombies (yet). So when you’re talking about midget porn, that’s one thing, because there exist midgets, and midget porn.
But the reason why the Zombiephiles is one of the top hits for the search “Zombie Porn” is simple - there just isn’t any zombie porn out there. That, Zombiephiles, is where you come in.
We want your Zombie porn! Make it, find it, change it up, just send it to the Zombiephiles and we’ll start a Zombie Porn section! Only the hottest dismembered / decomposing chicks, please - I don’t need any butterfaces on my zombie porn site.
If you’re like Chester Macarthur, the Undead Survivalist, you probably spend your early mornings smoking cigarettes, scouring the newspaper for Zombie news, zombie outbreaks or general media outbreaks that may be attributable to Zombies, and polishing your machete. But take heart, Zombiephiles - there’s a website out there that brings the Zombie apocalypse right to your fingertips.
ZWN become the digital flags around which the zombie survivalists rally? When the time comes, will the world take the threat of zombies seriously? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, gorge yourself on the Zombie World News and keep sharpening that shovel.