Comments on: Zombies - Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do Zombies. You love zombies. That's OK. We love Zombies too. Zombie movies, comics, and culture, eviscerated. Welcome to the Zombiephiles. Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:40:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Dave http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-486 Dave Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:08:38 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-486 At least I can go to the burger place and get me a Quarter Pounder it's not on the list. Ha Ha ! No bad zombie you have to wait until I finish my fries..!! At least I can go to the burger place and get me a Quarter Pounder it’s not on the list. Ha Ha ! No bad zombie you have to wait until I finish my fries..!!

]]> By: 10 Worst Things To Do During A Zombie Outbreak | Blowing Out Lanterns http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-439 10 Worst Things To Do During A Zombie Outbreak | Blowing Out Lanterns Sat, 15 Mar 2008 19:04:56 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-439 [...] There have been many articles, videos, and postings on how to survive a zombie outbreak, the best of course being Max Brooks book.  However I haven’t seen any what not to do, until now.  I’m reposting the funny, informative, and helpful article from the zombiephiles. [...] […] There have been many articles, videos, and postings on how to survive a zombie outbreak, the best of course being Max Brooks book.  However I haven’t seen any what not to do, until now.  I’m reposting the funny, informative, and helpful article from the zombiephiles. […]

]]> By: Mizter Zister http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-432 Mizter Zister Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:44:58 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-432 #1) stop getting so worked up Zombie Slayer, and using that many f-bombs just proves what a small vocabulary you've got. #2)Want zombie survival tips? read the Zombie Survival Guide (by Max Brooks) #1) stop getting so worked up Zombie Slayer, and using that many f-bombs just proves what a small vocabulary you’ve got.
#2)Want zombie survival tips? read the Zombie Survival Guide (by Max Brooks)

]]> By: zombie slayer http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-430 zombie slayer Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:46:44 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-430 hey hey guys here are my responses...... 1. why the fuck would you not set zombies on fire?!?!?!?!that is dumb who cares if they smell bad at least you are saving your ass right????? 2. i agree dont get sentimental at least not to the point where you are fucking crying your eyes out you need to go and kick some zombie ass!!!!!! 3. most defintely close the door behind you that is like fucking common sense there. 4. defintely do not keep zombies in your basement guys thats just plan dumb..."no i cant kill my brother hes only been bitten" WHAT THE FUCK!!!! put a god damn bullet in the things head its no longer your brother ok! 5. what kind of shit is that you need as many members as possible if you want to live!!!!!! i mean i have this amamzing girlfriend and i said if zombies attack you are the first person im coming for not FUCK YOU!!! you save yourself this girl means more than the world to me so do not listen to that one. 6. dont listen to this one either broadcast..... like i said you want as many members as possible so broadcast and you get some help.. 7. i agree with this dont stand in front of the window if you do what the fuck is wrong with you??????? thats practically wearing a sign that says come and eat me!!!! 8. dont listen to this one either get as fuckiong creative as you want if you plan on staying some where for a bit get as fucking creative as you possibly can because you shouldnt be wasting your ammo all the fucking time so get creative guys. 9.i agree dont be the ass whole in the group thats just plan dumb because if i had an ass in my group i would either shoot them or feed them to zombies and then shoot him. hey hey guys here are my responses……

1. why the fuck would you not set zombies on fire?!?!?!?!that is dumb who cares if they smell bad at least you are saving your ass right?????

2. i agree dont get sentimental at least not to the point where you are fucking crying your eyes out you need to go and kick some zombie ass!!!!!!

3. most defintely close the door behind you that is like fucking common sense there.

4. defintely do not keep zombies in your basement guys thats just plan dumb…”no i cant kill my brother hes only been bitten” WHAT THE FUCK!!!! put a god damn bullet in the things head its no longer your brother ok!

5. what kind of shit is that you need as many members as possible if you want to live!!!!!! i mean i have this amamzing girlfriend and i said if zombies attack you are the first person im coming for not FUCK YOU!!! you save yourself this girl means more than the world to me so do not listen to that one.

6. dont listen to this one either broadcast….. like i said you want as many members as possible so broadcast and you get some help..

7. i agree with this dont stand in front of the window if you do what the fuck is wrong with you??????? thats practically wearing a sign that says come and eat me!!!!

8. dont listen to this one either get as fuckiong creative as you want if you plan on staying some where for a bit get as fucking creative as you possibly can because you shouldnt be wasting your ammo all the fucking time so get creative guys.

9.i agree dont be the ass whole in the group thats just plan dumb because if i had an ass in my group i would either shoot them or feed them to zombies and then shoot him.

]]> By: Atheist.nu » What NOT to do during a Zombie outbreak… http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-401 Atheist.nu » What NOT to do during a Zombie outbreak… Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:58:31 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-401 [...] is important that you understand what to do and what Not to do during a Zombie outbreak. Here is what NOT to do… I guess you could tie them up with the ultimate knot. Here is the video on how to do [...] […] is important that you understand what to do and what Not to do during a Zombie outbreak. Here is what NOT to do… I guess you could tie them up with the ultimate knot. Here is the video on how to do […]

]]> By: The Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak « Movies http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-237 The Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak « Movies Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:34:47 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-237 [...] read more | digg story [...] […] read more | digg story […]

]]> By: mooby http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-234 mooby Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:09:20 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-234 its going to happen soon lock and barracade your self in the bathroom with food water and guns!!!!!!!!!!! its going to happen soon lock and barracade your self in the bathroom with food water and guns!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Zombiephile http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-200 Zombiephile Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:47:18 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-200 Marcelo, you are a true Zombiephile! Now the great nation of Portugal is one step closer to zombie-readiness! Marcelo, you are a true Zombiephile! Now the great nation of Portugal is one step closer to zombie-readiness!

]]> By: Marcelo Porpecelli http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-199 Marcelo Porpecelli Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:58:48 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-199 I´ve translated your wonderful text to portuguese(now your famous here too, lol) (...)Texto adaptado do site Zombiephiles, leia o original aqui(apesar do meu ser melhor e em português). 10 – JAMAIS toque fogo em um zumbi. Zumbis Flambados fedem, e muito. A Gente sempre vê os idiotas fazerem isso em filmes e se darem muito mal, primeiro porque os zumbis flamejantes podem tocar fogo em outros zumbis, e segundo porque eles podem tocar fogo(...) I´ve translated your wonderful text to portuguese(now your famous here too, lol) (…)Texto adaptado do site Zombiephiles, leia o original aqui(apesar do meu ser melhor e em português).

10 – JAMAIS toque fogo em um zumbi. Zumbis Flambados fedem, e muito.
A Gente sempre vê os idiotas fazerem isso em filmes e se darem muito mal, primeiro porque os zumbis flamejantes podem tocar fogo em outros zumbis, e segundo porque eles podem tocar fogo(…)

]]> By: Neo Anderson http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-166 Neo Anderson Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:50:17 +0000 http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do#comment-166 wow thanks for the tip, its really funny to read during office hours, and I'm thinking of what to do when a zombie outbreak happens here in the office im working at. wow thanks for the tip, its really funny to read during office hours, and I’m thinking of what to do when a zombie outbreak happens here in the office im working at.

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