#2 - Tammy from Fido

Fido is ultimately a movie about the relationships possible between human and zombie; nowhere is this more apparent than the relationship between Mr. Theopolis and his zombie girlfriend, Tammy. Played masterfully by real-life hottie Sonja Bennett, Tammy is the kind of girlfriend every zombie wishes he had. Tammy scores major points over Number Nine (listed above) since she doesn’t actually feel the need to consume human flesh - typically a good trait in a significant other.

And the Number One Hottest Zombie…

Anna Falchi in Cemetery Man

Anna Falchi is the hottest zombie that nobody’s ever seen. The female lead in 1994’s Cemetery Man, Anna Falchi (an Italian supermodel) was smokin’ hot before, during, and after becoming Rupert Everett’s flesh-eating zombie girlfriend. In fact, she may be one of the only women who actually looked hotter as a zombie than she did as a regular woman (although she’s UBER hot all by herself).

With her naughty body, craving for man-meat and penchant for wardrobe malfunctions, Anna Falchi is, definitively, the Zombiephiles’ hottest hottie. Apparently casting supermodels as zombies is a good move for zombie movies. In fact, we’d like to see more sexy zombies, and we firmly hope that the zombie movie industry sits up and takes note.

NOTE:

The title of hottest zombie was contested, with rival Milla Jovovich ultimately being disqualified for non-zombie status. The judges determined that although Jovovich was infected with the zombie virus, its manifestation as matrix-style wire-fu as opposed to mindless brain-craving disallowed her admittance to the Zombiephiles’ 5 Hottest Zombie Hotties. Had she been allowed to participate, she would undoubtedly have placed at #1.