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My Two Moans – Wii Zombies
Today I want to talk about The Wii and its lack of awesome zombie games. Sure, it has some zombie games, but it has nothing that can hold a candle to Left 4 Dead and the original Dead Rising. What’s up with that? I know it doesn’t have the capabilities of the 360 or POS3, but we Wii owners need [...]
My Two Moans – If I Were a Zombie
I was playing Stubbs The Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse today and it got me thinking: if I were a zombie, what kind of zombie would I be?
I’d still be a big guy of course. Would that affect my ability to be a zombie? Since I’m not going to make it through the zombie apocalypse because of my bad cardio [...]
My Two Moans – Rule #1 – Cardio
This is a new segment I like to call “My Two Moans.” It’s basically me ranting about zombies and zombie related things. You may be asking yourself, “Why do i care about what you say?” Well, the Zombiephiles said they want me, so…who’s better at speaking for me than me? Anyhow, here are my two moans:
My first rant is about Zombieland’s [...]


