Articles by Chester MacArthur
Now, I know lots of you read last week’s Zombie Weapon Guide – Ten Zombie Slayin’ Weapons You Already Own – I hope you’ve got your zombie weapons already selected, because the zombie outbreak is right around the corner. This week we’re coming back to zombie defense and zombie weapons, but from a different angle – Armor against zombies. You […]
Ten Zombie Slayin’ Weapons YOU ALREADY OWN!
Anyone who’s seen zombie video like Dawn of the Dead knows that killing zombies is pretty hard work, and tough to do on a budget. The Zombiephiles have a solution – save your money for zombie t-shirts and posters. Don’t waste it preparing for the zombie nation. The Undead Survivalist, our zombie defense poster, has scoured the best zombie movies (and his grandmother’s house) and come up with the ten best zombie slayin’ weapons that you may already own.
I’m Chester, and Zombies Ruined My Life. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: Zombies aren’t cool! They’re not! Seriously, they’re not. Zombies are awful! The zombie is a terrifying perversion of humanity! And Zombies ruined my life. That’s right. I used to have a good job, working at the mattress factory, a woman, a dog, a nice […]