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Zombies in Plain English
This is a pretty humorous look at zombies; how to identify them, survive an attack and kill them. It has all sorts of good tips, such as “don’t worry about zombies dancing with Michael Jackson,” “avoid lighting them on fire,” and “never underestimate zombies.”
Zombieland is Zombie Comedy at Its Best
Someone in America made the fatal mistake of eating a bad hamburger infected with Mad Cow. Instead of slowly driving him insane and killing him, as usually is the case, the prion mutated, and caused massive brain swelling in its victim in a matter of hours, which in turn created a homicidal maniac with a contagious hunger for human flesh. […]