Monthly Archives: December, 2008
Poll – Zombies Vs. The Wehrmacht
This week’s zombie faceoff is a politically and historically charged topic, one that has been discussed ad nauseum by this Zombiephile’s friends, family, and fellow zombie slayers; we felt that it was well past time we put the question to you, zombie fans of the world: Who would win, zombies or the Nazi war machine?
Zombies Vs. The Wehrmacht – who [...]
How to Survive The Day of the Triffids
1.
Hide from ‘Comets’
Comets, or rather, previously unobserved celestial phenomena, ascribed as comets for want of a better word, have the capacity to blind. Accounts of strange green lights in the night sky, send seasoned Armageddon-dodgers to cellars, bunkers, or darkened rooms.
2.
Reject Philanthropy
Rose-tinted glasses should be discarded forthwith. A Pan-continental loss of vision, will render the tiny minority of sighted [...]
Strippers VS Zombies – The Zombiephile Reviews “Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!”
Wow. Just, wow.
How did the world exist, thrive even, before Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! was created? And what will the world do now that we’ve experienced it? Life will truly never be the same.
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies is that classic story of boy meets stripper, boy becomes zombie, stripper kills zombie. An excellent setup for a zombie comedy (zom-com, to use [...]
Zombies VS George W. Bush
This zombiephile would just like to be the first to say, “I told you so.”
The United States government, and President Bush in particular, have been fighting the good fight against the imminent zombie outbreak for months now; as we’ve been living our lives in quiet desperation, worrying about the economy and terrorism and our mortgages, our heroic soon-to-be-ex-president has taken [...]
Zombies in Plain English
Zombiephiles of the world, rejoice! Common Craft, a website dedicated to providing explanations for everything under the sun in simple, plain English, with accompanying videos, has finally taken the zombie threat seriously – they’ve posted a Zombies in Plain English guide to understanding, surviving, and ultimately thriving, in the context of a zombie outbreak.
Semi-Weekly Zombie Poll #3 – Zombies VS Triffids
Well, Zombiephiles, it’s time for another (semi) weekly Zombie faceoff – and this one is a toughie: Zombies Vs. Triffids.
What’s a triffid, you ask? Tsk, tsk – shame on you. Check out this triffid/zombie article that Josella Chrysalids-Harris posted last week to learn more about the triffid phenomenon. Essentially, triffids are killer zombie plants. More or less.
