Monthly Archives: November, 2008
Enter the Zombiephile-ette
Well, people, it’s official: yer old pal Chester is no longer Idaho’s most eligible zombie survivalist.
That’s right, those lonely nights spent sharpening shovels are over! From now on my nights are gonna be spent sharpening shovels in the company of my luscious new girlfriend, Josella Chysalids-Harris. She’s saucy, sexy, and she loves zombies – perfect for me!
Now, you all remember [...]
Zombies and Triffids
For those unfamiliar with the visionary British ‘Logical Fantasy’ author John Wyndham, triffids are genetically-engineered mobile, carnivorous plants. Standing at least seven foot (over two metres) tall, and clumsily propelled by three leg-like roots, triffids share with more prosaic vegetables the ability to grow through exposure to sunlight and rainwater, and collecting nutrients from soil. However, triffids also have the [...]
Weekly Zombie Poll #2 – Zombies VS Skynet
That’s right, this week’s Zombie Showdown tackles the one undying question that has been burning in every Zombiephile’s heart for almost two decades: who would win in a fight, Zombies or Skynet?
Skynet, that time-bending artificial intelligence from the Terminator movies (and television show), going head to head with a full-fledged global zombie outbreak. It’s a tough call – let’s see [...]
Weekly Zombie Poll #1 – Zombies VS Ninjas
Ah, that classic clash of the titans, Zombies Vs. Ninjas. Ninjas are lightning fast, deadly, and of course, totally sweet. According to Robert Hamburger’s Real Ultimate Power website, ninjas:
are mammals.
fight ALL the time.
flip out and kill people.
Now, in contrast, zombies:
are dead already.
never really sleep.
also flip out and kill people.
So where do you stand? Zombies Vs. Ninjas – Who would win? [...]
Zombiephiles.com Is Getting a Facelift
Rejoice, fellow zombiephiles! After a long, lingering, festering absence, our Zombiephilic site admin has returned and is in the process of re-designing and upgrading The Zombiephiles. Here’s a rundown of a few of the upcoming changes you may or may not notice:
Gravatar Support. The Zombiephiles now supports Gravatars, avatar icons that follow you from site to site. When you write [...]