Monthly Archives: July, 2007
Five Zombies I’d TOTALLY Bone (If I Was A Zombie Too, I Mean)
Listen up – zombies aren’t all stinky, ugly, and brain-craving. In reality, it’s a little known fact that zombie chicks are totally easy, and recent zombie movies have featured a handful of female zombies who actually approach real-life-hotness. In an effort to strengthen human-zombie relations, we’ve announced the Zombiephiles Hottest Hotties, or “Five Zombies I’d TOTALLY Bone (If I Was a Zombie Too, I Mean). Sit back and enjoy zombiephiles, and remember – becoming a zombie is a fate better than death, as long as these zombie hotties are around.
Zombie Quiz Section Open >> The Zombie-philes
Zombie quizzes can be excellent for preparing for the coming zombie outbreak. The Zombiephiles want you to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse, to that end, we’ve opened a small and humble Zombie Quiz Section on the Zombiephiles.
Take the zombie quizzes and find out where you’ll rank in the coming zombie apocalypse. Or take a zombie quiz to find out which kind of zombie movie character you are.
Whichever zombie quiz you take, you’ll be able to add a badge from your zombie quiz to your website, Myspace profile or Facebook page. Remember, Zombiephiles, the zombie outbreak imminent – prepare with a zombie quiz or two.
Is “Fido” 2007’s Best Zombie Movie?
Just when it looked like the recent wave of zombie mania had crested, out of left field (Canada) comes Fido,, a delightful romp through a post-apocalyptic 1950’s Americana – with zombies. The story of a boy and his Zombie, Fido’s premise is simple: humans, having survived a “zombie war” during the past decade, have proved the victors, and have learned to domesticate zombies, transforming them from flesh-eating zombie monsters to passive zombie slaves. One of the most socially relevant zombie movies since George Romero’s original 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Fido is a witty jab at racism, materialism, and the hedonism of modern day-to-day life.
My Favorite (and only) Zombie T Shirt
Zombie T-shirts are in right now, as the craze with zombies grows to unprecedented proportions. This T shirt is probably my favorite (and currently, only) zombie T-shirt – but I couldn’t recommend it more, as zombie T-shirts go.
DOTD Remake – Will Any of the Original Remain?
The Zombiephiles review the latest “Day of the Dead” trailer and discuss the Day of the Dead video remake. Will any of George Romero’s classic zombie horror movie survive?
Zombie Execution on “The Day Today”
So I just saw this zombie sketch piece from the British show “The Day Today” (very much like “The Daily Show” here in the States). You’ve got to give some props up to Chris Morris and “The Day Today” – Leave it to the British to bring zombies into our homes in a serious, relevant way.
Zombies – Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie Outbreak
Let’s face it – Zombie Defense is getting popular these days. An ocean of Zombie Survival and Zombie Defense Guides have popped up, this one included, telling people what they should do during an outbreak of zombies. Everybody’s got a Zombie T Shirt. Thing is, nobody’s talking about what people shouldn’t do during a zombie outbreak.


