Monthly Archives: June, 2007
Zombie Weapon Guide – Zombie Armor on a Budget!!!
Now, I know lots of you read last week’s Zombie Weapon Guide – Ten Zombie Slayin’ Weapons You Already Own – I hope you’ve got your zombie weapons already selected, because the zombie outbreak is right around the corner.
This week we’re coming back to zombie defense and zombie weapons, but from a different angle – Armor against zombies. You didn’t [...]
Zombie Defense – Ten Zombie-Slayin’ Weapons You Already Own!
Ten Zombie Slayin’ Weapons YOU ALREADY OWN!
Anyone who’s seen zombie video like Dawn of the Dead knows that killing zombies is pretty hard work, and tough to do on a budget. The Zombiephiles have a solution – save your money for zombie t-shirts and posters. Don’t waste it preparing for the zombie nation. The Undead Survivalist, our zombie defense poster, has scoured the best zombie movies (and his grandmother’s house) and come up with the ten best zombie slayin’ weapons that you may already own.
Zombies Ruined My Life
I’m Chester, and Zombies Ruined My Life.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: Zombies aren’t cool! They’re not!
Seriously, they’re not. Zombies are awful! The zombie is a terrifying perversion of humanity! And Zombies ruined my life.
That’s right. I used to have a good job, working at the mattress factory, a woman, a dog, a nice grill and an [...]
Zombie forums open! Zombie fans unite!
If you’ve been clamoring for a chance to share your moans with the rest of the Zombiephiles, you’ve finally got your chance.
Our technically savvy and incredibly attractive admin has, from the relative safety of his Zombie-proof bunker, managed to launch The ZombiePhiles’ Zombie Forum, a place for lovers of the zombie to share their thoughts on zombie readiness, zombies in [...]
The ZombiePhiles Top 10 Zombie Films
As I’ve said in the past, zombie movies are hit and miss. As a tool to prepare yourself in the event of a zombie invasion, most of the are beyond useless. The worst of them are outright dangerous horror movies, filling our minds with misconceptions about the true nature that the Zombie Outbreak represents.
These zombie movies are, in our humble [...]
The Zed Word – The Curious Ignorance of Zombiephiles in Zombie Movies
Why aren’t zombiephiles like us ever in Zombie Movies?
Anyone who’s seen a zombie movie like Shaun of the Dead knows the joke – the main characters in Zombie movies always seem to be completely ignorant of the nature, or even of the existence of Zombies. One Zombiephile asks, ‘What’s up with that?’
As a true lover of all things undying, I [...]
